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Tuesday, March 31, 2009.

1.Ques: Wads the difference with a mosquito and a fly?
Ans: A mosquito can fly, but a fly cant mosquito? (Lame or wad !!!)
2.Ques: Which MRT station use to a teletubbies?
Ans: Ex-Po (kekeke)
3.Ques: Wad do u call a crippled prawn?
Ans: Lame Sia~~
4.Ques: Who speak more? Bread or coffee?
Ans: Bread. Cos when "Bread talks", "Kopi Tiam"

{ Top 10 reasons why there are no sex scandals in Singapore }
10. Can't even be naked in own home, how to have sex?
9. Ah Lians don't exactly turn our leaders on.
8. Our leaders are cloned? no need for sex...
7. Hotels in Geylang no longer allowed to rent out rooms by the hour....(WTF, LOL)
6. Sex not one of the 5 C's...
5. Oral sex still illegal in Singapore. (O.Oll)
4. SPGs only go for foreigners.
3. Kiasee ~ dont's want to get AIDS.
2. Amended Women's Charter can bankrupt adulterous men.
1. And the number one reson why there are no sex scandals is....
still confused over condoms and condos. (LOL)
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